OnceaZonian
OnceaZonian
OnceaZonian

Heeheee!

I cannot unsee!!! My eyes!!! Hahahahha!

Awesome! My son feels the same way. His latest stint was offering to help cook at a friend's house. It was just the Dad with the boys as mom was out of town. They were amazed that he knew his way around the kitchen and understood the basics of following recipe directions. He's quite self-sufficient at 14. After

I try very hard not separate household chores by gender. Except for the first few years post kindergarten. At that time, my boy got to clean the one and only toilet of the house for a good 2-3 years all by his lonesome. Nothing like sitting on pee at 2 a.m. to make you reinforce proper toilet etiquette and cleaning to

Oh...then do NOT watch the video link by @La.C. with Miley singing "Can't Stop." It might make you rethink that.

Agreed. I cringed in a couple spots over some notes. But you know, I kind of liked her 'cause of her cover of Lilac Wine and Jolene. And now she goes and does this. *sighs*

W...T...F? I can't even... *mesmerized*

And those giant fake nails all up in their lady parts?

So glad to know I'm not the only one who remembers this song. Hahahaha!

Now playing

And now...my afternoon earworm is permanently set.

My swallow filter was always - "I'll swallow, BUT only if you kiss me afterwards." Otherwise, I never minded a pearl necklace. Interestingly enough, my hubby doesn't really care for finishing with a BJ. It's just part playtime.

LMAO

Pineapple...eat pineapple or other acidic fruits and berries and stay away from cruciferous veggies in the 24-48 hours prior. This goes both ways. :) Sadly, meds or supplements can mess with the taste.

If you can, get him talking with other men that have had vasectomies. They might just let him know how easy and "freeing" it's been to not worry about it. Recuperation time is minimal. And it certainly helps with spontaneity and not worrying about antibiotics messing with your BC, the occasional forgetfulness or

Well, see I was thinking in terms of an event coordinator's planning, time and supplies charge. Heheh... jk

Whatever works. LOL! I try very hard NOT to think about what exactly the blob contains. *shudders*

I don't even...huh. Not sure how to process this one. My mind just keeps adding up the higher probability of STDs and I think WTF was she thinking. On the other hand, it's none of my business if she decided to have fun with that many people. But the "coordinator" charging for the fun, seems legit if it includes room

Can't dump it. It was in the sewers already. I'm guessing they have to cut up chunks of it and dump it in a vat with some lovely chemicals and/or bacteria to force it to dissolve/degrade enough that normal sewer treatment vats can then handle.

Same. When you own a septic system you learn EARLY not to not put anything that isn't obviously degradable down the drain. 'Cause someone is gonna have to snake that crap out or pay for a professional.

This makes me super sad. :(