Hate cats! Noooo!!! Are you perchance a sleepwalker?

What's sad is that I bought those for my daughter and they sucked! I think the adhesive actually stuck to her panties. *sighs* She now pretty much uses the same ones I get since she's constantly raiding my drawer.

LMAO!

Once you hit peri-menopause you'll totally get that reference. Until then, enjoy your current consistency. It doesn't last.

Huh...the more you know. Thanks you for that.

Ewww...can't believe I actually hit play. I should've know better. LOL. Not sure the overall collection of blood and jello clots would equal to more than a cup or cup and a half these days of gore. Sorry to disappoint.

Feminine power? Oh...is that what that jelly blob trail was that slid right off the top of my pad and down my leg when I stood up from my desk earlier today and proceeded to rush to the bathroom as gravity decided to exert itself? Yes, that must be it. The power of perimenopausal flows. Wheee! Am I in particular pain…

Awesome story. So glad to know I'm not the only one who likes to wallow in my man's scent. It's like...well home. :)

I've gone through this. Same family issues both sides - alcohol and other substances. I'd always been worried about the possibility of losing control of myself and becoming that angry/violent/careless person I saw reflected through parents and family members. I avoided drinking through most of my 20s. It helped that I…

This. You'd think the manager or owner would've come to the same conclusion. No A/C means customers won't be coming in off the already hot streets to eat.

Ah! Too right on the rank with name and then the Mr. or Mrs. For some reason I had a brief brain fart there. Duh. I haven't had to apply for a dependent card since I turned 21...my gosh that was a long time ago.

Off tangent...but this makes me wonder how the military is planning on addressing this with same sex spouses. I can just imagine the committees that will sit down to discuss how all the old forms would need to be updated. Isn't proper protocol "Mr. and Mr." or "Ms. and Ms." for addressing same sex couples?

Don't do it. And not it's not an STD! LOL!

I second the liking. Maybe it's the Colombiana accent. Maybe it's the fact that she dyes her hair to meet Hollywood's stereotype for Latin women. Maybe it's because she's a cancer survivor and a single mom who has raised her son in an industry where Latin women usually have a harder climb to the top. Whatever. She's a…

Err no...that boat already sailed. You're thinking Liz and Dick, the Lifetime original from back in November. This is her up and coming *coughs* with James DeEn, better know for his, ummm porn acting skills and kitten cuddles.

The belly button is never the same.

Oh! Hopefully, a helpful tip. The only thing I found that worked on the acne breakouts and blemishes at that age was a combo of salicylic acid and retinol cream. Target and Walmart used to carry the Neutrogena Anti-Wrinkle Anti-Blemish Treatment cream that has both ingredients and then it disappeared off the shelves.…

Eck...the cystic acne breakouts in my early 30s was painful. So glad those are over. I feel for you. Nothing says loving like your Dad saying "Honey, aren't you too old for pimples?" at that stage. Thankfully, now in my 40s the breakouts are now limited to a couple of randoms that are easy to camouflage, but the jelly…

O.o *cries* No no no. I'm in denial. Shhh...I'm not ready for menopause yet. Give me...like...umm...at least 10 more years. Then I'll be in my early 50s and contemplating the possibility of becoming a grandmother.

ROFLMAO...omg....hahahahahahahahahahhahah.