This article is somehow worse than you imply.

No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that

i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Easy way to check which Baby Pokemon are coming, check Candies. Pikachu candy are now Pichu canady.

“Hold Me Closer, Tiny Hands Sir...”

I just feel actively bad all the time

Love to know what the black man on the elevator is thinking. He looks like, seriously, dude, you’re embarrassing.

It’s both mentioned and linked. And I wrote a piece about it on Thanksgiving.

“I want length back there, and I will get it.”

-USMNT Coach Drew Magary, 2016

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

As an olde, I love how square Cage is. I love that he believes in hard work and trying not to cuss. He believes in being humble and simple over showy and flashy.

Beard Bros. Justice arrives at five o’clock. Netflix 2018.

Counterpoint: No.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

We’d get you a stretcher but they’re on loan to the local children’s hospital.

Agreed. The article should be amended to start with a paragraph about JLD’s loss, and an apology for the snark to follow.