How many hands do you have?

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

“Ok, sir, just a minute, let me look up your account. Can you spell your last name?”

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

Saving our world falls upon the shoulders of an unlikely alliance

Bernie supporters turned out for Hillary at a higher rate than Hillary supporters turned out for Obama in ‘08. Maybe you should’ve listened to people telling you that HRC was an awful, unelectable candidate instead of being offended that someone would dare challenge her rightful ascension to the throne.

This post is Hitler’s wet dream. I am also a regular person with all the same stuff you have, yet I also manage to be able to have some small amount of empathy and compassion.

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

actual typo.

He did tweet about the significance of the holiday (whether or not he actually understands it is highly suspect):

Must’ve slipped into a coma for a while... I thought Vine wasn’t a thing anymore...?

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

That illustration is a work of art. I’d love to buy a print and video tape my wife peeing on it.

more like goodminton

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

I don’t have a good explanation.

For the last time, the Gungans didn’t steal your jobs, the Geonosians just automated them all.

In a New York Times interview with writer Maureen Dowd, Talley, while wearing a Norma Kamali sleeping bag coat