Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Easy way to check which Baby Pokemon are coming, check Candies. Pikachu candy are now Pichu canady.

“Hold Me Closer, Tiny Hands Sir...”

I just feel actively bad all the time

Love to know what the black man on the elevator is thinking. He looks like, seriously, dude, you’re embarrassing.

“I want length back there, and I will get it.”

-USMNT Coach Drew Magary, 2016

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Counterpoint: No.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

We’d get you a stretcher but they’re on loan to the local children’s hospital.

Agreed. The article should be amended to start with a paragraph about JLD’s loss, and an apology for the snark to follow.

I wish you were around when I was 12. My grandfather died and left me the Minnesota Twins. I didn’t like where things were going so I decided to manage the team myself. What a story that would have been, 12 year old manager brings in 13 year old reliever!

At what point will this pass far enough overhead that I can confuse him with Josh Freeman?

He misread and thought he was supposed to be getting ready for erection day.

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

Phoniest redemption narrative