I wish you were around when I was 12. My grandfather died and left me the Minnesota Twins. I didn’t like where things were going so I decided to manage the team myself. What a story that would have been, 12 year old manager brings in 13 year old reliever!

I’m one of those people who actually likes Gotham, but mainly because I just don’t care how crazy it gets. I don’t know why that is. Maybe it’s because it serves my fandom just enough to work for me. It’s never going to be as good as I feel like a true Batman or Gotham Central TV series would be, but it’ll do for now.

At what point will this pass far enough overhead that I can confuse him with Josh Freeman?

He misread and thought he was supposed to be getting ready for erection day.

Raiders of the Lost Orc?

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

Phoniest redemption narrative

The private sector acts solely in its own interest, nothing more and nothing less. It’s not much of a surprise that Delta would want to get paying customers in more efficiently, just as it’s not much of a surprise that Walmart and Amazon treat their employees like cattle.

Some people say that there’s a Wookie to blame...

But they don’t own Jose Jormp-Jomp, do they?

Comedian: “..and I say to him, ‘Put that thing back in the box!’.”

UPDATE: The Browns have now traded all those Eagles picks to the Panthers. The Panthers have given a confused “Thank you” in return.

Millennials won’t remember, but Dinosaurs used to wear flannel and SOAP was something you’d wear on your feet.

This makes me [sic]

That’s actually a simile. And it’s a perfectly fine simile, easily understandable.

And when that happens, watch them go running to Greg Berlanti to save them.

Heath has been my favorite USWNT player for some time, and especially after her elastico against Mexico last year.