Jar Jar Bricks

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

“First, a tip for my fellow white boys of a certain age: Life gets easier when you stop pretending to love the Ramones.”

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

We often have PPL in locker room with credentials who interview NOBODY!

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

All dads are familiar with dabbing. It’s when your kid spills some shit on the carpet, you poke at it for a bit ineffectually to try and soak it up, and then yell for your spouse to come clean it.

Stfu, dad. Quit embarassing me on the Kinja.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for LIU-Brooklyn, because of College Hoops 2K5. Their “coaching career” mode started the player out at some obscure small school near the bottom of the game’s power rankings...and the Blackbirds just happened to be who I ended up picking.

(and the first time I beat my alma…

Latvicious Swishious

Cain, who is one of the Royals’ most dangerous hitters and who had never attempted a sacrifice bunt before last night, admitted after the game that it was his idea to take two shots at a bunt before striking out on the third pitch:

I know I’m weird for noticing this, but that recorder on the right side goes straight from 31 seconds to 33 seconds. Watch the last five seconds of the video and tell me I’m wrong.

Burneko, this is right and good and correct and excellent and for a (one can only assume very) temporary period you are not the absolute worst.

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

I’m not trying to cross any lines here, so hopefully this doesn’t come off as too controversial, but I honestly feel like, when you consider the context of this story and everybody involved, one thing you can say about this kind of thing with some certainty would really just have to be that a more appropriate name for…

Christ, a UVA trained lawyer can’t spell “flight” correctly?

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.