Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

"when Drake was rehearsing some of the worst lyrics ever written"

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

At least she's not completely crazy. She got the hundreds of thousands killed in the Holocaust right.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

yes! many yeses!

I mean... c'mon!!

Makes sense, really. It's not like his name is Jermain Defriend.

Looks like a real...

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Do we have a screencap of Chiellini attempting to show the bite to the ref? Not sure if anything can actually be made out in it, but it'd be worth a look.

Family or not, when someone threatens your raisin-smuggling operation, you have to silence them.

Daddy, why did the walking glory hole try to kill Bartolo Colon?

It was basically like cranking one out before your college roomate got back. Just as we were about to nut and scream USA USA USA we heard a knock. We had to quickly pull up our pants and open up wikipedia and pretend to be reading an article.

Oh, never mind, everyone. I figured it out: embiid is broken.

Jordan would have stopped it.