I work for a company that has to explain this shit all the time. It’s kind of confusing but kind of not. Basically, with the device payment option, you pay nothing upfront (unless you have bad credit) and you pay more for the phone itself BUT they give you a hefty discount on your line access fee (which is probably a…

He’s touched on this before (I can’t find the link) when someone asked if you really need to give scrubbing attention below the knees, but IIRC, he said he just assumes the soap does it’s job on it’s way down from scrubbing your balls, butt, thighs, etc.

With a team option after the 2nd year, obviously.

But he does do tell a story while busting out crazy-awesome raps like that, or at least he did.

Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis!

Lol, I know the video is grainy, but isn’t that clearly Irvin?

Because Philly doesn’t need another talented big man who can’t shoot (like Noel) or play good defense (like Okafor)?

They gave him three years.

It’s when you admit that it’s time for you and the basketball program to part ways while taking none of the responsibility for the failure of said basketball program. Then you get a better job somehow.

The best part is Kobe completely ignoring Larry Nance Jr. trying to give him a high-five.

That’s what Kara’s saying, but she’s saying she doesn’t understand why it’s a thing. Which I totally agree with. I don’t need a meme to know that an invitation from a current or potential romantic partner to “come over and watch Netflix” (or a movie in pre-Netflix times) probably means that hooking up is inevitable,…

“Really nice kids.” Dude, Jermaine Johnson is older than you.

Did you just propose getting rid of separating playoffs by conference and scheduling the whole playoff bracket by record where Golden State and San Antonio are both 1-seeds and play each other in the championship where GS beats SA? Because I’m totally on board with that playoff seeding.

I find that hard to believe after seeing how great he was as The Trickster on The Flash, but, given that his most memorable roles since Return of the Jedi has been the voice of The Joker (and a cameo as Cockknocker!), maybe he doesn’t know how to play restrained and wise anymore.

“And that’s to say nothing of the part where he gives a “thumbs up” with a god damn lighter.”

*embarrassment

Horse People Mad Horse Loses Person Award

The scene & song really worked if you understood (or, more likely, knew from the comics) that Night Owl is, more-or-less, a regular dude who’s motivation to be a vigilante is getting off by dressing up in costume and fighting crime, and that he was finally admitting that to himself, but Snyder didn’t really do a good…

Cub Scouts sell donuts?

I’m not sure he could/should start for a legitimate playoff team, but he could definitely be a pretty good 3-and-D 6th or 7th man.