Jesus, you guys hate “the process” so much that you can’t even take their fans’ tongue-in-cheek player nicknames.

Are there beer snobs or beer hipsters/homers? Because there’s definitely a lot of cool spots with beer, but there’s really not a lot of fantastic beer. The support is great, but it’s also fine to admit that a brewery in your city can make an okay or bad beer.

What a shitty prize.

No, but nearby St. John’s are the Johnnies. Private schools, man.

Battle of the phone call to an ex-lover song:

“I am over the situations and events.”

Chippewa (8” laceup) and Thorogood (moc toe) should be on people’s lists, too. They’re both great, stylish, less expensive, American-made alternatives to Red Wing’s boots. Both have lasted me well through Minnesota winters.

Maybe they should bet bill votes on the outcome of sports games. Some might get passed!

Howard’s goal was also against the Wanderers. Maybe their goalies shouldn’t wander so far up their boxes.

Not Classy: Taking one second to admire a moment of success that’s the result of you putting in decades of hard work, enjoying yourself.

Nothing makes me want to give up my love of dumb, reaching puns more than the far right.

Damn, look at those knee braces.

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“Pittsburgh has Roethlisberger, Miller, and after this game, Le’Veon Bell.”

“aka women aka don’t have dicks people...”

Gotta love Blank going with the ol’ “Having said that...” backhanded compliment. Larry David would be proud.

Star with heavily declining YPC running behind a much better offense and offensive line, already injured.

This. I read the whole thing waiting for the story to change to the former, but the former never came.

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