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It’s when you admit that it’s time for you and the basketball program to part ways while taking none of the responsibility for the failure of said basketball program. Then you get a better job somehow.

The best part is Kobe completely ignoring Larry Nance Jr. trying to give him a high-five.

That’s what Kara’s saying, but she’s saying she doesn’t understand why it’s a thing. Which I totally agree with. I don’t need a meme to know that an invitation from a current or potential romantic partner to “come over and watch Netflix” (or a movie in pre-Netflix times) probably means that hooking up is inevitable,

“Really nice kids.” Dude, Jermaine Johnson is older than you.

Yeah, I know a Lucasfilm creative exec said he was 29-30, but he also explicitly states in his bio not to take his tweets as canon, so I hope Ben wasn’t born right after RotJ. He’s been played off as a pretty reckless, young adult and it would be weird to say Han and Leia IMMEDIATELY conceived Ben and settled down

You are definitely missing something.

Did you just propose getting rid of separating playoffs by conference and scheduling the whole playoff bracket by record where Golden State and San Antonio are both 1-seeds and play each other in the championship where GS beats SA? Because I’m totally on board with that playoff seeding.

He’s not a clone, but I agree that he probably (hopefully) isn’t really Force sensitive.

I find that hard to believe after seeing how great he was as The Trickster on The Flash, but, given that his most memorable roles since Return of the Jedi has been the voice of The Joker (and a cameo as Cockknocker!), maybe he doesn’t know how to play restrained and wise anymore.

“And that’s to say nothing of the part where he gives a “thumbs up” with a god damn lighter.”

Granted, I haven’t seen one since, but I thought he did a fantastic job making the most toned-down, emotionally-fueled F&F film with Fast & Furious. And I always really liked Better Luck Tomorrow.

Counterpoint: Justin Lin is good and you’re being pretentious.

*embarrassment

Horse People Mad Horse Loses Person Award

Carol Singers is innocent!

The scene & song really worked if you understood (or, more likely, knew from the comics) that Night Owl is, more-or-less, a regular dude who’s motivation to be a vigilante is getting off by dressing up in costume and fighting crime, and that he was finally admitting that to himself, but Snyder didn’t really do a good

Luke’s bar has a shitty tap list.

Cub Scouts sell donuts?

I’m not sure he could/should start for a legitimate playoff team, but he could definitely be a pretty good 3-and-D 6th or 7th man.

Jesus, you guys hate “the process” so much that you can’t even take their fans’ tongue-in-cheek player nicknames.