It’s when you admit that it’s time for you and the basketball program to part ways while taking none of the responsibility for the failure of said basketball program. Then you get a better job somehow.

The best part is Kobe completely ignoring Larry Nance Jr. trying to give him a high-five.

That’s what Kara’s saying, but she’s saying she doesn’t understand why it’s a thing. Which I totally agree with. I don’t need a meme to know that an invitation from a current or potential romantic partner to “come over and watch Netflix” (or a movie in pre-Netflix times) probably means that hooking up is inevitable,…

“Really nice kids.” Dude, Jermaine Johnson is older than you.

Did you just propose getting rid of separating playoffs by conference and scheduling the whole playoff bracket by record where Golden State and San Antonio are both 1-seeds and play each other in the championship where GS beats SA? Because I’m totally on board with that playoff seeding.

I find that hard to believe after seeing how great he was as The Trickster on The Flash, but, given that his most memorable roles since Return of the Jedi has been the voice of The Joker (and a cameo as Cockknocker!), maybe he doesn’t know how to play restrained and wise anymore.

“And that’s to say nothing of the part where he gives a “thumbs up” with a god damn lighter.”

*embarrassment

Horse People Mad Horse Loses Person Award

The scene & song really worked if you understood (or, more likely, knew from the comics) that Night Owl is, more-or-less, a regular dude who’s motivation to be a vigilante is getting off by dressing up in costume and fighting crime, and that he was finally admitting that to himself, but Snyder didn’t really do a good…

Cub Scouts sell donuts?

I’m not sure he could/should start for a legitimate playoff team, but he could definitely be a pretty good 3-and-D 6th or 7th man.

Jesus, you guys hate “the process” so much that you can’t even take their fans’ tongue-in-cheek player nicknames.

Are there beer snobs or beer hipsters/homers? Because there’s definitely a lot of cool spots with beer, but there’s really not a lot of fantastic beer. The support is great, but it’s also fine to admit that a brewery in your city can make an okay or bad beer.

What a shitty prize.

No, but nearby St. John’s are the Johnnies. Private schools, man.

Battle of the phone call to an ex-lover song:

“I am over the situations and events.”

Chippewa (8” laceup) and Thorogood (moc toe) should be on people’s lists, too. They’re both great, stylish, less expensive, American-made alternatives to Red Wing’s boots. Both have lasted me well through Minnesota winters.

Maybe they should bet bill votes on the outcome of sports games. Some might get passed!