Howard’s goal was also against the Wanderers. Maybe their goalies shouldn’t wander so far up their boxes.

Not Classy: Taking one second to admire a moment of success that’s the result of you putting in decades of hard work, enjoying yourself.

Nothing makes me want to give up my love of dumb, reaching puns more than the far right.

Damn, look at those knee braces.

It’s The Concourse, a side-blog in which Deadspin writers blog their opinions and/or expertise on cleaning, movies, relationships, politics and other bits of popular culture.

“Pittsburgh has Roethlisberger, Miller, and after this game, Le’Veon Bell.”

“aka women aka don’t have dicks people...”

Gotta love Blank going with the ol’ “Having said that...” backhanded compliment. Larry David would be proud.

Star with heavily declining YPC running behind a much better offense and offensive line, already injured.

This. I read the whole thing waiting for the story to change to the former, but the former never came.

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SHAME TRUTHING AHEAD:

Wow, dats a good argument when u think bout it.

This’ll be worth it if only to see Agbaje act out CTE symptoms.

Given its width and girth, I don’t think that’s an iPhone 6 Plus. Knowing him, it’s some more expensive, less functional phablet that’ll break down in less than a year.

All the comments not addressing that great My Brother & Me reference are bad comments.

“We all have faults” may be an okay thing to see if you’re talking about someone who drinks a little too much sometimes and ruin someone’s birthday. It is not a legitimate defense for someone who a serial beater of women. It’s barely a defense for someone who defends a serial beater of women. Maybe stop doing you on…

Stick to sprouts.

Since there are no side effects and he (or his company’s lawyers) conveniently used the the phrasing “I believe” rather than claiming it outright, I doubt it.

(Possibly playfully) saying “hey fuck you man” is an unprofessional, out-of-line response for a Gawker Media employee, the place where we all go to get a sort of everyman/everywoman approach to news? Their biggest story of all-time is a picture of Brett Favre’s dick.