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Yeah, but I would wager that I'm better than he is at not wearing denim capris.

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It can apparently be written in Minneapolis...

Yeah, but who owns Skittles?

His past truly is a Checkered Game of Life.

"But he's white and rich and privately blabbed something racist." When will the world just give white, rich, privately racist people a break already? It's like they don't even have a chance to succeed.

And this is why people accuse the Deadspin community of having a hivmind.

I always wondered who had the wisdom hundreds of years ago to coin the term "You only live once." Now I know.

Then again, he almost singlehandedly brought them back from being down 16 in the 4th quarter to win Game 4.

Just realized you were making fun of his old stupid face. Still, any excuse to post this Digital Underground clip is a valid one.

Look closer and you can see Zach Braff.

Geez, Tim. Why do you have to refer to these people as "Dumb Twitter Users" just for expressing their opinions? What happened to free speech? smh

It's not as black and white as that. Context matters. If he were a dad who wants to recapture his own youth by forcing his weak son to play a game he didn't want to play and threw tennis balls at him against his will? Yes, that would be abuse. This isn't that. This is the equivalent of making a kid go on a

I didn't even know Jeff Garlin wore glasses.

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I agree with what you're saying, but how does one give negative 2 fucks?

But seriously, all these fringe sports and D-II/D-III athletic teams that bring up this "woe is me" bullshit can just continue as club teams.

GIVE ME WOMEN'S FENCING OR GIVE ME DEATH!