REPORT: Joe Mauer to DL with bilateral eye leakness.

I never suggested it was "uber political" (nor have I ever done what you suggested. Not because I don't like PBR, but I feel weird taking (and saying) selfies).

But he didn't differ too much from his wrestling character in reality during his tenure as a wrestler (i.e. lived in Texas, drank Bud, beat his wife). Now he's making podcasts, drinking IPAs, and talking agnoticism and gay marriage tolerance. Just wondering where the shift came from.

Russell's leaving someone who I imagine was the treasurer for U-Wisconsin's Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

I usually don't care enough to comment on mistakes, but this piece is seriously poorly edited.

"And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't this meddling record!" - Pre-Portland Terry Stotts

That's weird as shit. Has he explained the reason for the shift in cultural interests? Was it just not taking steroids and/or playing a character on TV?

Fuck off. He's not "his normal self." He's not festively plump. He's fat and it's weird.

I never thought I'd hear the Southern-y, Bud-swilling Stone Cold Steve Austin use jazzy, jive jargon like "cats" when referring to people. Here I thought everyone was a "sumbitch."

How could Kobe leave a place he never was at to begin with? Charlotte picked Kobe because LA told them to.

Though I mostly agree with you, and don't own one, they provide accountability outside yourself, which is good because we tend to find ways to bargain with ourselves and make justifications for being lazy, but if it works for you to have a fitness tracker tell you "Hey dipshit, just because you walked the dog an extra…

It shouldn't be all that surprising that Bermudez would be involved in such a disturbing triangle of violence.

If you're talking about the second video, that was Westbrook who missed the shot that Perkins rebounded and put back for the tie. So yes, you are missing something.

Lorde, is that you?

That Beltre/King Felix linked article headline:

He blames them for his Vertigo.

Is the person with Jaleel White that's flipping off the camera relevant to your absurd statement that McNabb never had any weapons?

Oh man this shit happened to me with older Minneapolis dudes after seeing the Replacements at Riot Fest last year. "I saw them when you were just a toddler!" Cool, they were probably drunk as shit and played terribly for 20 minutes before cutting their set short.

I've never been there before, but as a Mankato grad, it speaks volumes to just how shitty Minot must be for Hoffner to choose going back there to coach at a school that got him wrongfully accused of and arrested for child pornography rather than have the Mankato pay him anyway and get a fresh start in Minot.

Nah, it's totally directed at the CBS affiliate, much in the same way you'd make fun of a friend for bragging online about how amazing their toddler is just because he/she can sing the alphabet incorrectly and off-key. There's nothing inherently special about a three-year-old who can strike a golf ball with a golf…