Dangerous Man's Chocolate Milk Stout is very solid, if unspectacular (for those within Left Hand's distribution region, it's almost an exact replica of their Milk Stout). And the brewer/owner does some very cool, creative beers. Unfortunately you can only get it at the taproom, which can get very packed very quickly.

Way to discredit an entire neighborhood (and the one with the highest concentration of craft breweries with taprooms in the state) because some people like things that you don't.

"We're? We-comma-r-e?" Brilliant.

Definitely buying that McDowell's shirt.

Is there a joke here other than that Jay-Z is black? Or is the joke that playing hockey is beneath Jay-Z? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm genuinely curious.

This looks familiar.

I don't know what's weirder, that this person speaks in the third person or that they go by the name The Waste.

At least somebody on the Mets is taking offense to something.

It's basic math, which means it doesn't matter what the cups LOOK like. $4 for a 16oz beer is $0.25 per ounce, $7 for a 20oz beer is $0.35 per ounce. It's like the opposite of pricing for nearly any other consumable good.

But if they don't say they ounce size anywhere in plain view, then I suppose looking at the…

I don't know, Hoffarber's butt shot buzzer beater in the MN state championship (to send the game to overtime and eventually win) was pretty remarkable.

What's the hole on the offensive line? I thought they all graded out positively last year and they're all back for 2014.

I'm not sure where you're getting this notion other than he wasn't as good at fantasy football last year because he only scored 4 TDs and was a RB for the Saints. He played 15 games and his yards per catch was down just .4 from the year before (though +.2 from 2011 and his catch % was way up to 80% from 72% in 2012).…

There it is. It may not be the perfect joke, but we got it out of the way and we don't need any more.

What the fuck is parachute analysis?

In the Twin Cities (Minnesota), a lot of local stuff gets really hyped, so it can be hard to know sometimes what's worth it and what given more credit than it's due.

That's because we're watching it at work the next day and not high enough to tolerate trans music at 2:19 a.m.

Why not? They just told you.

Because you're not good at recognizing actors in minor roles? Adrien Brody was also a bumbling player who got a home run on a lazy grounder thanks to angels kicking the ball around, and Dermot Mulroney was JGL's deadbeat, motorcycle-ridin' dad.

Not only did he do that stupid after the time-out reach in, but you can clearly see Beverly sticking his leg out to trip a guy who just came off three knee surgeries, which is some cheap shit. There's a big difference between being an antagonistic heel and seeing if you can sneakily injure someone.

"Oh, yeah, bitch? Just remember that we stretched for him first." - Cleveland Browns

If it's good enough for the King, then it's good enough for me.