Perfect.

"Oh, you slay me, benafflecksdick." - Jennifer Lopez's acting career

Eh, it wasn't too bad and there was a lot of truth in it. It had a really good premise and started well enough, but it became clear pretty quickly that it didn't seem to know where it was going, and after the halfway point it just lost and finished really really poorly. So this article was basically the Mets for the…

I love that American show.

This dude was 6 and living in Sweden when ODB said that at the Grammys.

kewl storie

David Backes rules. I chatted with him for a bit while working an event for CaringBridge where he was a celebrity speaker and mentioned we were alums of the same (shitty) college. Also awesome was his fiancé half-jokingly correcting me to let it be known that she was the only alum in the relationship since he never…

My bad, I read "simply not a very good NFL prospect" first and must have skipped over "high" after "does not mean Sam should be drafted" so I added some more logic to the argument that he should. I guess I thought you were among those trying to justify the prospect of him not being drafted, which, to be fair, kind of…

He didn't mention Plaxico.

Here's a logistically sound argument. He's the 9th-rated DE in the draft. There were 30 DEs taken in 2013, 21 in 2012, 27 in 2011, 30 in 2010, 23 in 2009, so on and so forth. He should be drafted.

1. He's a defensive end. 2. SEC Defensive Player of the Year. 3. There were 33 DEs taken in the 2013 NFL Draft.

Man, it was delicious seeing him try to do one of those awesome dramatic pullback crossovers that makes Austin Rivers fall down, but since he's not even good enough to dribble with his head up, he just blatantly carried the ball causing Maine to laugh at him, but he makes sure his laugh is subtle enough that he'll…

Though he's most remembered for being Jason Lee's dumb brother in My Name Is Earl, I prefer to remember him as Boy Meets World's Frankie Stechino, the sensitive bully led by Adam Scott and always in cronie cahoots with Rilo Kiley's Blake Sennett.

You're actually responding with facts. I was hoping you'd just respond to every argument with "Your disagreement is dismissed."

Fuck you from DrivingToWorkIn-14DegreesThisMorningville.

I live about 15 blocks away from this place that I've never heard of. I thought you were making a joke about your home cooking but it is apparently a real place.

Yes

Booooooooo

*raises hand*

Yeah, I saw a lot of "way to be ghetto" smirking online, which, aside from thinking was a bit racist since there's nothing inherently "ghetto" about yelling that you're the best, I found hilarious because Richard Sherman sounds like such a nerd even when he's at peak adrenaline rush like last night.