Pssst. Peeperss. You have a lot to learn from actual 1st grade spelling. If you're going to try to "write" a clever comment, you might not want to spell "write" incorrectly so obviously in the first paragraph.

Because Geno Smith throws a lot of interceptions.

Fine, but if you have no idea what's good or not, the adjective "shitty" before "craft beer" is still rather unnecessary, especially since you were attempting to portray it to be some pussy-ass, terrible-tasting drink only pretentious people drink out of cool-point obligation.

I was referring to Budweiser (Beligan-owned), Miller (British-owned) and Coors (part-Canadian-, part-American-owned)

Yeah! Fuck craft beer with all its stupid flavor and creativity and local/small business attitude. Be a real fucking American and drink something owned by Belgians or Brits or Canadians that tastes like a carbonated piss-water mixture.

I recognize that voice. It's my sweet brother Numpsa!

Maybe being bothered at a restaurant is why Fisher had his team running a full-court press while up 50 points.

And it's hilarious to see multiple people name Russell Wilson. Great player? Sure. Fascinating. About as much as Joe Flacco, and at least Flacco got a few McDonald's commercials for crappy wings no one wanted and not a wholesome "Ask me something so you can get to know me better. Oh, you need help bringing in your…

As in, you're the most fascinating for a second? Agreed!

138 points over the first 4, which amounts to 34.5 points per game, but yeah, definitely not 93.

Any book with the word Devil in it is bound to be great

Non-HD FSN-North broadcasts of Wolves/Twins/Vikings games are incredibly terrible quality.

Buzz, your spelling, woof.

Ohhh, so I guess I'm the ONLY ONE HERE who followed Iowa basketball in the mid-90s. You guys suck.

Goddammit, will you please just stop this foolish behavior?

"Rose Tyler Doll"

1. Thank you for sharing your POV.

But that doesn't mean those two things are mutually exclusive, bro.

Forgive me, as I [am a pretentious ass commenting on blog post about sports betting], but what exactly is a "[thing I could easily search on a variety of Internet search platforms, which shouldn't be too hard as I am already connected to the Internet to write this comment on a blog post about sports betting suggesting…

I love that you're talking to yourself on a website right now.