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Love did essentially the same exact thing to Brewer two nights prior against Dallas. Maybe the Twin Cities will have something worth rooting for other than the Lynx this year.

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Did you intentionally not mention that the main ingredient of Minnesota Hotdish is (usually) fucking tater tots? Which is fucking awesome? Growing up in Illinois and traveling to other states to visit family on holidays, I've had plenty of variations on hotdish, but goddamn you if you can't get down with the creative

Did you not read the sentence that literally followed right after the one you quoted?

I can sort of see your point, and I think we're both of the same mind on this kind of analysis sucking balls, but I think in this particular example you bring up there's a big difference between unprompted "marketplace analysis" based on what's rattling around your head and writing an in-depth profile based on

Wait, Steve Kandell is back as an editor at Buzz Feed after being let go by them as editor-in-chief of SPIN after Buzz Feed bought it and got rid of the print edition? How does this affect his brand?

How is that the same at all? He's profiling a person by talking about a person's life. What he was complaining about is talking about how x affects y, so your SICK BURN would only make sense if in his GQ article he said: "He's dating Selena Gomez. Read the next 1,000 words on how that compares to other late-teen,

He could, you know, just continue doing his job and let people be dicks and then people watching at home will be like, "those guys are dicks." Instead, adults who are a near-30-year-old (McCann) and a 36-year-old (Johnson) stoop down to their level by playing tough-guys and using a bullshit, silly "honor code" as an

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To people saying Deadspin is being overly sensitive (about domestic assault, LOL!), can't it at least be an indefensible joke by a douchebag because of how incredibly unfunny and stupid it is? Especially when topped off by the smug "too soon?" comment like he said something so incredibly clever and original about a

Yeah, in Texas.

Are you standing on your toes in that photo?

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Also, Patton Oswalt is a pretty great person.

Goddammit, it's the last hour of work before the weekend, I just wanna sit still, but the beat repeats, and now I got giggles in my belly and a wiggle in my seat. This is the worst Friday.

"Why didn't anyone tell me there was a '-cum-love story' available for me to star in?" - [insert your favorite closeted actor here]

Uh, what?

Just got back from this game and kind of expected this to be here. I was sitting relatively close and it was definitely intentional because Barea was pissed about getting shoved (the armbar seems to be a favorite defense to people stealing the ball from Heat stars who know refs don't dare call them on it), but as far

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