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I came hear to read a funny comment about how the Muscle Dude cut off his sleeves and did a rickety-ass job.

You stole that Spago reference from the OJ miniseries!

Nice work here.

A great episode.

I want that purple stuff...

Probably not using sour cream. Ergo, fuck his eggs.

I don’t follow women’s basketball but on multiple occasions stopped channel surfing when her teams were on television. Purely out of respect.

This. I bought my PS4 at launch, played some great games, finally fell away from Destiny, and now....am gravitating back to PC gaming because of the mods and constant stream of new content.

There he is! Where you been?

The guy who made the comment about Matt Leinart “looking kinda sad, like when Entourage ended” is when I started reading comments on Deadspin.

New Sincerity or Fuck It?

“I think it’s all part of what makes the NFL my private play-pen. I make decisions. Sometimes I take risks. Sometimes I do the right things. Sometimes I don’t, but we’ll see. Hopefully I am going to turn out to be a great young dictator.”

Went down to Cinefilm to transfer some film negatives. Cab driver offers to take us “off the beaten path”. Co-producer eagerly berates cabbie with very specific questions about Asian girls and anime costumes.

Came for some fair-playing tendrils.

A whole bunch of Cornhuskers fucked him pretty good in the 1995 Orange Bowl.

As a crass side-note, this type of training can transcend sexual capability. Like turning a go-kart into a Ferrari.

Lost my virginity to a girl who couldn’t orgasm, knew it, and helped me understand female sexuality in a tremendously different way.

Her name is not Eve Vajayjay.

I scroll for Emmitt. Peace queen him aloud.