If they wanted a trophy so bad, why not keep the Civil ConFLiCT around?

$20 says that Taggart Eymer was named after a character in Atlas Shrugged.

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

OH MY GOD! He literally had the phone ripped from his hands and it hit “post.”

It’s the ultimate triumvirate of username, avatar, and comment!

Tone-Loc was excellent in Blank Check.

Beast Ode

Kid needs to learn from the greatest:

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

I remember Johnny Hector.

Cory Schlesinger

These things (Console .5's) are such a freaking waste. They segregate your market and create and aesthetic not unlike those people who refuse to buy Nintendo Handhelds because “They will just make a better one next year” - those people end up missing out on a crapload of awesome titles because they stick to that…

I'm an American who desperately wants to like "football" without coming off like a "wanker." I had Galaxy season tickets for a while and I tune in for the World Cup and cheer for countries that lose badly because Wayne Rooney stomps someone in the nuts or something. Following Premiership is next to impossible because…

“I disagree with the rule altogether. It doesn’t make any sense for that position. It sounds like it’s been made up by people who have never played the game of football."