The first ever article I read by Lindy:

Good thing no one asked you.

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

Of all the things said to cause rape, which one actually causes rape?

The flipside of the "bi erasure" argument is the "queer appropriation" argument, where someone who lives as straight and benefits enormously from heteronormativity tries to claim a queer identity.

::chews ice aggressively::

PRO TIP: IF YOUR OPTIONS ARE 'SHOOT BLINDLY IN THE DARK WITH FULL INTENT TO HARM" OR "LOOK OUT WINDOW"

I suspect that's basically how Mark Shrayber reacts to his alarm clock and that Oscar is Mark's spirit animal.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

white writer writes column on advertisers cringe worthy co-opting of hip hop culture to market to white people, headlines it with cringeworthy co-opting of hip hop culture implying that the participating actors need to he murdered.

It is also important to note that MICHELLE DUGGAR DOES NOT LIVE IN FAYETTEVILLE. As the Flyer and our other local media (all of whom had excellent coverage and did extremely good work covering the meeting which lasted a total of 10 hours) note, while 2/3 of Fayetteville residents (who had preference over nonresidents…

Are you going to do a live thread when this airs?

The article also goes on to say how the kids started playing near a road, in the water at the edge of a lake at the park, and climbing on a big concrete sign. Any of these kids could've been injured or even drowned. And the mother wasn't even somewhere where she couldn't have kids with her! She could've take them to…

Kara Brown, you are a voice that has been much needed around here for a long while. Thank you.

Because the use of the vernacular was very appropriate in this context.

They needed to give him time to scrub himself from the internet. The fact that we don't have any more information on him yet is proof positive of that.

Rachel, before interviewing him, brought up a member of the Missouri state senate being gassed at the rally Monday night. Showed footage of people gathered, in particular the hand-down military gear cops are using as “SWAT” now. Held a phone interview where Lowery recounted being in the McDonalds because everyone was…

Well, not me. My skills include eating and napping.

I can't get too excited about Dog the Bounty Hunter. Now, a crack team of Jezebel editors? They'd bring this tool to justice in no time. And post it.

Red.