Wine and wine.

I love this article. Salient points , and a great guideline for anyone who is wondering whether to bring their child to this movie.

All of a sudden "ahem" doesn't count as a thoughtful and detailed analysis of a highly controversial situation?!? Color me surprised!

If you combine this article with Jessica's article about Schwyzer you get....well. Nothing. You get nothing. What a disappointment. Ahem indeed.

Mail it to his mom with a brief note. No muss, no fuss. No drama.

A garlic press. And wine glasses. That's basically all I need.

Go Pats!

I do improv! How did it go? How long have you been doing it?

You're so much more than what they did to you. And, perversely, the things you endured probably endowed you with the strength to work your way through this nightmare. I have no doubt that you can come out of this a strong, compassionate human being.

Fair enough. I wish you lived in my little city. We have an enormous arts community. You would definitely be embraced.

I feel like you don't find east coasters to be appropriately impressed with your weirdness. If we're going to dabble in cliches (west coasters are weird and interesting, east coasters are stodgy and boring) then let me say this: east coasters are also intelligent and cynical. Chard and circus folk? Good for you. Don't…

It sounds like you have a problem with relating to the people in your office, rather than the entire east coast. I live on the east coast, listen to hippie bands and do improv several nights a week. I've never run into people who judged me.

Never. Never, never, never. There's always therapy and there's always hope. Please don't give up.

Stay as calm as possible. The defense attorney will try to rattle you to make you appear emotional and unreliable. The calmer and more sure of yourself you appear, the better witness you will be. Take deep breathes, stick with the facts and don't fall for any bullshit defense attorney nonsense. Good luck. You've got…

What are his favorite foods?

She did a great job of not getting it in his eyes. I hope she didn't get into too much trouble. What 3-4 year old wouldn't have done the same thing if left unsupervised with diaper cream and a younger sibling?

I'm currently on my second viewing!

I assume you haven't seen it then?

I'm not generally a fan of hers, but I think she's killing it in this show.

I suggest watching at least the second episode. Piper's story pales in comparison to the stories of her fellow prisoners. It's worth toughing out the first episode to meet the rest of the cast.