Nice try, Sully.

Ahh, you never disappoint, 50 Shades of Jim Gray. You’re just like my father, except you’re always there for me.

Enough with the cheating thing already. Deflating balls a half PSI, a few extra video tapes, so what? It’s not like the Patriots murdered anyone...

To the small sliver of BAHSTON STRONG people personally affected by the bombing, my apologies. I suspect you’re not a part of that sliver though, so fuck you.

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

Last I heard (and it might have been in a Deadspin post), they are down significantly over the past several years as more and more people get rid of cable/satellite TV in favor of Netflix and such. Also, SportsCenter just doesn’t serve any purpose in the smartphone era where scores and highlights and news are all…

“We’ll see you in the playoff.”

You must be new here.

It’s not a gladiator sport. Those haven’t existed in hundreds of years. There’s no analogue between football and fighting lions, nor to warfare, another common escalation you hear players and coaches throw around a lot, e.g., “preparing for battle.”

Making sure I’m not missing anything here...Suggs intentionally goes after a notoriously injury prone QB’s legs in a preseason game and hides behind a poorly worded rule and it’s cool; Aiken gets brought to the ground harder than really necessary on a tackle and everyone on the Ravens bench and staff loses their shit?…

“They’re not saying boooo, they’re saying...ummm...shit, I got nothin’.”

I am going to start betting against Stafford on the road against winning teams. We are fucked this year because of it. I’ll make a ton of money.

Bills fan here agreeing with you. I swear we don’t all think Tyrod Taylor is a playoff caliber QB or that Schwartz had any right to be carried off the field (though it was fucking hilarious)

Jared Fogle began and ended his career trying to get into smaller and smaller pants.

As a Lions fan it’s our biggest win of the year!

I think every Buffalo game I’ve ever been to has involved urine.

Losing to New England doesn’t feel any better just because you made Tom Brady’s hand bleed.

Santa Clara won an NBA title AND a World Series? Holy moly, who knew?

As a Vikings fan, let me assure you that opening game isn’t as concerning as you may be believing. This Vikings team isn’t making the playoffs, like many are saying they can.