This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.

Somebody wants a participation trophy.

Both statements end with a collision and a splatter.

He also thinks that Subway is the best sandwich shop in the universe. Poor taste all around.

“I feel like” is just a state of mind. I can take LSD and feel like I’m Superman.

1st round.

Just what the Bills needed. Someone to help settle their quarterback competition.

It’s not trolling until he sends IK out for the coin toss in week 10.

Well it’s not like the guy stepped on any toes.

Enemkpali claims Smith accurately threw a football straight at his face, but not even the Bills are stupid enough to believe that.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

I actually miss the years when we were terrible because at least the fans had a sense of humor (gallows humor, but still humor) about football and about themselves. After a few winning seasons, the entire franchise and their fanbase is practically intolerable.

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

I was on a flight a couple months ago, and there was a guy wearing a black and gold cowboy hat with WHO DAT bedazzled on the front. He was trying to cram his oversized bag into the overhead compartment like Brees trying to thread a pass between three defenders. It’s one of those sights that makes you instantly hate…

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

So, why did they cut him? Breaking someone’s jaw over a debt is perfectly acceptable in Jersey.

I know I shouldn’t laugh at this, but I can’t help it... It’s the Jets.

Wouldn’t it add a great bit of flair to the NFL season if we found out that Fitzpatrick pulled a ‘Tonya Harding’ in order to get the starting QB job?

Geno claimed to have sent payment in the mail but it was apparently intercepted.