People are equal, their opinions aren’t.

I’d like to take a moment to combat the very hurtful message that all progressives preach love and togetherness. I consider myself to be very progressive (and am widely known as being intelligent) and I can tell you that I think love and togetherness are a pile of horseshit. I would describe my attitude toward…

No, no. We hate Duke because of comments like yours. Also, because the school produces cock knuckles of the first order.

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

You can’t be flopping the nuts at a poker table.

Surprised he didn’t go to the restroom. Would have thought he’d be a fan of flushes.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

Whoa, that’s truly depressing. The Tallahassee and you part.

Earholing Norman should have been the last straw, for both Tom Coughlin — Beckham was actively hurting the Giants at that point...

“You know there’s all kinds of people that come out,”

Still better than his previous go-to defense, “Fuck you, I’m rich and I’m telling daddy.”

None of these players understand that they need the fans if they want to play this game for a very cushy living.

You can tell the apology came from someone within the organization rather than Sammy himself, because there’s punctuation.

To become a pro-athlete at Watkins level, you’ve got to have obsessive dedication, yes. Just look at JaMarcus Russell, and others.

He was going to apologize earlier but he dropped the ball

As far away from Buffalo as you might be, if you listen very, very closely you’ll still hear the echo of a thousand giant hams being slapped together.

Sure, you all make jokes, but this is exactly the kind of drug abuse that causes a person to say “Hey, we should play home games in Toronto,” or “Let’s trade for LeSean McCoy,” or “Rex Ryan will turn us around.”

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s either:

There’s this bullshit notion that simply having stuck around for a certain number of years somehow earns one the right to speak up, no matter how good they have been, while younger guys always need to put their head down and just shut up and listen! I don’t want Harper listening to anything Danny Espinosa, 6 years…