fake native indian guy that shills for the Redskins: "I think my brother who carries his bow and pelt for the Chiefs of Kansas City is not pantomiming the act of choking one's coyote, but performing the ancient Navajo ritual 'Shaking A Grouse Against The Penis And Letting It Fly Away'"

I wonder if this will make it onto tonight's edition of, "Cum on, man!"

John Riggins really let himself go

Alabama is fond of saying " Thank god for Mississippi. "

Cue the professional faux-outragers at Jezebel.

I personally liked "Sarah McLachlan can't save these dogs"

This is #2 so far this season. #1 is still, "Famine her right in the potato".

I can't unsee this!!!!!!!!

Sure it wasn't a bot?

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

she feels confident, as the Lakers have proven to miss their money shots.

Her dignity.

a random shot at the main sponsor's competitor? That's good work

Throw the crocs in there, and you have a really yucky sounding party.

The "Urban Meyer Poops At Parties" sign makes me proud to be an MSU alumnus.

She is absolutely disgusting. I mean, there wasn't even any peanut butter on it.

Baltimore Ravens: "The 15 year-old boy deeply regrets the role he played during the incidents."

Normally my wife doesn't read Deadspin, but she saw this story over my shoulder. Unfortunately, now she knows why I walk the dog so often.

Guys, I know everyone's going to laugh and say that boy isn't a victim at all. But he is. He really is. He's now been high fived to death. Show some sensitivity.