Wow, I totally misread that as "minister". Woulda made for a slightly more dramatic story.

Buster Posey needs to watch his language.

It isn't a racial slur just because you leftist wackos call it one.

"If we're gonna play this game, then how can anyone support the Jaguars?!

"The Buccaneers name is offensive to anyone hurt by the rising price of corn on the cob."

Except of course in the cases where the Bears are fully behind the homosexual community.

And the Packers. A lot of closeted homoeroticism in the NFC North.

That costume is my favoritest thing today.

"Okay... I can't hide it anymore. I have to admit that this is proof that football really does fuck players brains up." - Goodell

Since we're taking things out of context, I'll choose to imagine Schroeder as the little sissy from Peanuts.

LOLOLOLOL I forgot Jeremy Lin is on this team. Kobe's going to turn him into a shell of a human being by the All-Star break.

this is probably the most continuous lakers coverage ill see all season.

You...don't really get how supply and demand works, do you?

I actually hope he pays it all back, waits to start playing again so he's back in the news, then starts signing a million autographs for money and really goes for broke. Then when he's suspended for the rest of the season for signing $100K in memorabilia, THEN he says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL. $3K is…

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

I heard Gurley's charity of choice will be the "Free Gurley" charity.

I hope to god he just says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL.

He was caught eating spotted dick.