Well at least they cut the original ending where his teammates then pelted him with bananas.

What's messed up is, they could have hired Wesley Snipes for about the same cost as that face paint.

So basically, inferior players keep taking shots at Sherman, and he sits them down hard.

He doesn't react well if you tweet at him, but if you try to subtweet a Richard Sherman burn, he drives to Erin Andrews' house to yell at her about what a garbage player you are.

For a video featuring a blonde Scandinavian knockout, this video ended much more depressingly than I thought it would.

'yeah i decked her, so suomi.'

He's at WCU. That's all he's having sex with anyway.

In all fairness, the AD is just going along with the long held practice of not compensating students for athletic activity.

Even though he didn't win the money, the NCAA has stripped the Freshman of his amateur status, and he will be forced to spend the rest of his collegiate career year only having sex with prostitutes.

Getting screwed out of $10,000 is the least of his worries if he's a liberal arts major.

It's already bad enough that he's getting jobbed out of $10,000 for a degree at "West Chester University."

Where does "grandma pocket lint hard candy" fall on the spectrum?

Calling bullshit. No one's favorite candy is fucking push pop or bit-o-honey.

I wish there was an easy way to explain American politics to Special Dark voters.

Both Mike and Ike demand a recount.

I call bullshit. The only locker room baggage that Herm Edwards can expertly comment about is how to best pack it into a single cardboard box and remove it after being fired.

Coming from a drunk... Herm was HAMMERED.

Fellow torch-lighter Muhammad Ali never would have done this.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

Skaters gonna skate.