This comes close to be being the dumbest comment I have ever read on the internet. Congrats?

Marhall Mathers brother Eminel.

I remember when I was young and used to prioritize questionable claims to heritage of candidates over actual murder of children in captivity by the current executive.  Purity is important!

You seem smart. Tell me more.

A Crystal literally turned my brown eyes blue!

How’d this post work out for ya?

I’m so sorry.

Best boy? Not even close

Now.  Now is the time to come forward.  I believe you.

https://medium.com/the-awl/how-to-cook-a-fucking-steak-c6bdfb6dd5ac

This may in fact be the best comment in the history of the internet.

If that’s the case, you’ve obviously never been coached.

You must have so much in common

Also:

Old Yeller

LOL. You seem really smart!

You would have been a Good German

We were ready for you this year Magary. Note the letters on the monogrammed Old Fashioned glasses. B S and D. It means BullShit, Drew!

“Draw me like one of your French Canadian Cajun girls...”

Just like Soylent Green!!