You seem really smart

Maybe just shut the fuck up and listen for awhile.

That was a Greg Louganis level comment.

I agree. The key hints here are the words “sapling” and “trivial”, both of which refer to Rand Paul’s penis.

Vive la France!!

“Why does BBC America make us wait 8 days for Graham Norton....”

You seem really smart

You should be white genocided.

“Even though eating with someone else’s service animal too close to you is some bullshit...”

<i>Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts club Band</i>? Seriously?!?!?! And on the very day of its 20th anniversary??

Should be Archimedes and Principle.

How old are you, child?

It’s actually sponsored by by Smash Mouth. 2nd only to Creed as the greatest band in history:

Kill yourself

More like Absolut Junk. Heh

Kill yourself.

This may, or may not, be the phone number for the White House. Into which I have heard Miranda Kerr may, or may not, have moved.

202-456-1111

Kill yourself.

I think you mean “Hello darkness, my old friend.”