“What’s scarier, being in debt or being in that building for another six months?”

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

“which is about as efficient as a college quarterback. “

Listen buddy, you and your rational, reasonable thought need to pack up your shit and get out!

Gawker - We don’t quite know what happened, and everyone appears to be following proper protocol, but you should be outraged anyways.

As far as these things go I would take this over the mess that is going on with Kane or what went on with Winston.

It’s all just a common misunderstanding.

When Rihanna sang “I’m friends with a monster that’s under my bed,” Matt took it to mean that their relationship had actually progressed to something more than, you know, him hiding under her bed.

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

Am I supposed to be outraged?

Of course Bass didn’t respond, that reporter was looking for treble.

Greinke got seven pitches called strikes that were well outside of the strike-zone on his right side (the RHB box), including the first strike to Harper, so maybe it’s a little myopic to assume that Harper was only grumbling about the 3-1 pitch?

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.

Can’t even call it Rodney Peete’s family? The Lions just can't win anything...

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip