My apologies for offending your delicate sensibilities. Perhaps you’d like to use my Fainting Couch? I would not want you to suffer from the Vapors.

“Wanna come over for Netflix and Kill All Humans, fam?”

You’d have to be insane to actually expect this game to end up being comparable to those.

It’s still very lovely and warm and friendly, just like seven was.

It would add a really cool mechanic to breeding too.

I think it would work better as a region-variant color schemes, just like how human race skin color was related to climate of their settlements/origins.

Like this:

I think greed is a big one because it’s really easy for anyone to justify piracy for money reasons.

Actually it’s awful. He’s German. It’s just an incredible coincidence it happens to look like Japanese.

No, you’re not doing that at all, that’s the problem. You’re saying that comparing [a] and [b] is a “bad analogy” simply based on one or the other being fictional. Things can be similar even if one is real world and the other is fiction - especially as fiction tends to draw on the real world. In fact, the whole point…

Oo oo! I can do this too:

Thank you, Lieutenant Literal.

Why yes I do.

And a PC version that can run at 60fps on computers that aren’t fashioned from Zeus’ testicles.

Because the stakeholders want to inspect their investment.

Don't forget the one where Kenny must defend heaven with the golden psp. Or the guitar hero episode

Your conspiracy theory convinced you to jump ship to spite Sony? Weird. It’d be hilarious if they’re being completely honest, and you just punished yourself for being an idiot.

Apparently Ubisoft got tired of waiting for Nintendo to make a new F-Zero and they decided to do it themselves.

And I’m totally okay with this.