Thomas and Scalia will never recuse themselves. Never, ever, ever. They haven't a shred of integrity.

Recusing himself would take some measure of integrity...and Scalia wouldn't know integrity if it fisted him elbow-deep.

When one of my good friends got married, her childhood friend, (someone she'd known for years), turned up in a bright purple dress, slashed almost to the navel...and no bra.

Most people who hear of children with crazy names just roll their eyes. I'm not surprised when crowdsourcing a name the majority went with something "normal". It is when the decision is up to 2 parents things go awry.

Just don't do it.

Good for you, Antonia!

$5k isn't a lot for people like me who are mid-career, probably with a mortgage, a few kids, a couple of car payments. I was offered a larger package than that as part of a layoff during the last downturn and still scrambled like hell to find another job in the company so I could keep my benefits and seniority. One…

This poster looks like box art for a computer game produced at some point between 1989 and 1994. Make sure you have at least a 24 Mhz processor and 8 megs of RAM!

On this Easter, I give to you the Eldritch tradition of Peeps Jousting. Take two Peeps, stick a toothpick in their chest and put them in a microwave facing each other. As they expand, one will inevitably stab the other one first and that Peep is the winner of the joust. We usually go best out of three.

When did kitting out a motorcycle to have an INSANELY loud exhaust only to putter around city neighbourhoods at 4okm/h become a thing? It's getting so you can't sit at an outdoor cafe and have a conversation, there are so many of these things going past. I don't remember there being quite so many of them 10, 20…

GEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!! SLIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMME!

Oh god, reading some of these has made me remember something I had forgotten. Back before my then boyfriend realised the wonder that is private browsing, I found the search term 'gay domination' in his browser. When I asked him about it, he claimed someone else must have been using his laptop. Yeah right motherfucker!…

My dad's Youtube channel. He makes tribute videos to 'fallen soldiers' (people he plays video games with online who have died or have stopped playing) and then adds really sappy music to it. It's the saddest/most unintentionally hilarious thing I've ever seen.

Is the Holistic Stick something I can just pick up in my own yard, or does GOOP recommend one for less than $400?

Oh, Dr. SunkenTits. No one cares what you have to say.

Beyoncé dissing Kim Kardashian amuses me way more than it probably should.

The premise is that the women stop showing up. The reason is less likely due to sexy time and more likely a few too many tool bags and douchebags per team.

Last major one for me was the 2012 election. After seeing the GOP and conservative media basking in the inevitable Romney landslide victory, seeing them completely shell-shocked when he was crushed in states they had him winning easily and trying to handle how their "gut feelings" were beaten by a little thing called…

I remember the billboard anagrams! Those were actually pretty clever, and made me happy.