It really is. Her beauty is stunning and self-evident, but even now this is a "risk." Which is crazy. But that's the world we live in.

Aren't they charging something like $40 for that stupid thing? THANKS FOR THE HEART ATTACK, DIAMONDBACKS. NOW I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THE CO-PAY ON MY ER VISIT.

are voluminous hats like this a Thing now? I like it, because I like having things to laugh at.

As a former ramp manager at Logan International Airport, I think gruntman is, pardon the pun, blowing sh*t way out of proportion here. While the lav and potable water service panels might be within feet of each other, the same person generally does not service them. There simply isn't enough time when there is a…

Maybe their Board of Directors is made up entirely of pregnant women and middle aged men who just don't care about living anymore?

What. The everlasting. Fuck.

Yes please!!! But only if we can still have "Archer" too.

Did you know that if you bury your tampon under a rosebush, an exact copy of you is born under that bush by the next full moon? Magical Menstruation Facts

People of a certain generation really discount how important a good relationship with their father is to a child.

Athlete does what it takes to win; returns to more normal lifestyle in the offseason.

I hope you're right. I'm not a father just yet, but I do know that a strong bond is a huge factor in both continuing child/parent bonds, the child's discipline levels over time, and ultimately, in the child's success as an adult and a family member.

Hell, Mr. Atom basically bogarted little Hydrogen on the day she was born. I held her for feedings, but the rest of the time, she was parked in his arms. I get a little sentimental just thinking about it.

Dear Asshole Sports Prick,

If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.

Why would I take paternity leave?

This is terrible and I am sorry for your husband but this made me laugh so much so thank you/I'm sorry?

Yeah, considering Kim Kardashian has fucked Nick Cannon in the past, I seriously doubt that. I'm sure Mariah has a burn book/collection of voodoo dolls of anyone who has ever even shaken hands with Nick Cannon.

Dear Jezebel commentariat:

You really don't want to try their new burger, the Big Sharts?

I am rocking the eff out to this. Beats the Wallflowers' version hollow.