I think what America really wants to know is: were these teens playing the Knockout Game on the way to a Rainbow Party?

That Hannity excerpt is glorious.

Our Pediatrician is Anti-ANY juice. It doesn't teach toddlers anything about eating (Getting food to their mouths, chewing and swallowing) and it is Hell on Developing teeth.

I don't have a problem with the statement from BPC that adding cold pressed juice to a child's diet is a good thing, especially if it's replacing soda (ignoring the outrageous cost of said juice). But, yes, cleanses for children is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard, second only to cleanses for adults.

I can't be the only one who thought the first CA movie was the best of the solo-Avengers films, can I? Thoroughly enjoyed it.

You mean the killer who made like every mistake possible actually isn't secretly a criminal mastermind? Color me shocked.

Yeah a beggar preaching about how it is easier for a bull to get through a needlehead than a rich man through to heaven is is gonna drink out of that?Come on now...

I kind of always just assumed the Bob Saget voice was how Ted hears his own voice in his head? Like you know how you hear your voice in your head, but then when you hear a recording of your voice, you're like "the fuck? I sound like that?"

to Simon Pegg yes

Because the English language is a confusing and inconsistent asshole.

Bull Durham wins it! With the season starting next week, it's a great fit. Thanks!

While You Were Sleeping, which is always a classic, is on there! So is Bull Durham, which is something I could watch a million times. Drinking Buddies, which was released last year, is also available; Olivia Wilde can really annoy me (starting with her made-up last name), but it's a cute movie. The remake of Footloose…

I'm a day late for Fuck it Friday, but seriously fuck this week. I got my period, so my fertility treatments didn't work for a second straight cycle. Work was hellish - extra hours all week and accidentally stepping on people's oh-so-tender egos. I have tendinitis in my knee so I can't run my frustrations away. …

You mean it's a standard practice to get away with paying people less for more work. Yes. Yes it is.

I wish I could take away the jobs held by the sexist, racist, religious, capitalist and neoliberal lawmakers that get paid millions of dollars to fucking destroy this country and its people.

Alright everyone.

My friend and I were both nannies (at different times) for the same family. We often shared duties when the parents went out.

I just wish McD's would start serving breakfast all day. Morning for me is 11am, and sometimes I really just want a sausage biscuit!

And don't forget, very often those "incentives" that Mr. CEO up there was waxing poetic about are virtually impossible to obtain. I worked at so many restaurants that had insanely strict performance metrics, to the point that managers never saw bonuses.

My husband left a job being a GM of a shitty little Massachusetts-based "family restaurant" to take a $15k pay cut because he was tired of having to work from 6am-1am 4 days a week. (and "only" 12 hour shifts 2-3 other days a week.) He started looking for a new job the day after my mom's surprise 50th birthday party,…