"Happy now, Jezebel?"

Considering my feelings about a nice Graham Cracker crust, that was an utter failure.

Here you go, try this one...

I think it's cool, not just because of the content, but for the message that companies are no longer running scared from bigots. Kinda a big Eff You to certain groups.

as a PhD student the only thing I can model for is Old Navy or "that dumpster outside the mall"

And EV-A trying to get WALL-E to remember her....

I feel like they look like siblings more...

Ha! It was just today that I was exiting the grocery store with my preschooler and she spotted two payphones. "What are those mommy?"

I have a Rubik's Cube that I still can't solve. i'm not that bright.

He is proof that bacon makes everything better.

I'd have to agree that this case is silly, but what I wouldn't give to read a dissent, in which Scalia has to repeatedly use the word "boobies".

I completely forgot that's what Gaston tried to do! He was all "I'ma throw that bitch a wedding, bitches love weddings."

"Tomorrowland...Main Street USA...Toon Town and Frontierland...and Adventureland. Each of the five areas of the park is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you."

I have a friend who is gay and attended CPAC for a gig. Apparently the Grindr notification chirps were going off like actual birds there. CPAC turned into one big gay blind-date.

"WHICH WERE FUCKING JORDAN ALMONDS, BY THE WAY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M NOT DOING A PUBLIC TOILET BLOWJOB CONTEST FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN CADBURY MINI-EGGS"

I guess he thinks this phrasing is more sophisticated than "I'm rubber you're glue."

Id like to allow this guys face to land on my fist, repeatedly, at high velocity.