Yes my Scrunchie Kween, next plz work on bringing back the banana clip, I have a giant pink first gen!!! Caboodle somewhere in my closet at my parents' house just waiting to be cracked open.

Well. If i had known it was that easy...live and learn, I guess!

500 dollars! I can buy a fancy terlet and make wine in that AND still have money left over for meth lab equipment.

SURFBOART. I like it. It like an DIY surfboard from Ikea, to go in your garage on your MÏLM, right next to your STEERGÖNEN.

The clean freak in me wants to push the water bowl onto the pee pad so bad

Sajak would've posted his tweet earlier, but he had to wait for Vanna to turn the letters over so he could get the spelling right.

Of course you can stay fit with a stick.

Perfect gif is perfect.

Equality?

Especially since it's the evangelicals who are creating it. They divorce a lot more than all the other categories.

I feel this way about so, so many things in the news these days, but nothing more so than people who go on about religiously fueled "culture wars".

Ewww. Why are they always shirtless?
My dad and my brother would never be seen shirtless together, thank Jebus.

What the ever loving fuck? A man, with all that money, and access to the top tattoo artists in the world. And his collection of body art looks like he was letting Lil' Twist try out his new tattoo gun.

The look on his face is like "ugh, I'm going to have to stare at your ass for the rest of your fucking life????"

I can't come up with anything remotely clever to say because I am too horrified by how terrible these are.

Actually, I would love if these ads had women in them too, saying "I would if I could". Because it's fucking shitty to insinuate that all women can breastfeed and only men can't.

Gary Busey and Courtney Stodden hung out. I would love to know what they talked about.

Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!

A woman who couldn't finish her own job lecturing about leadership?

Hey all you fancy-schmancy kids— you may have all of these phones that can do everything bar cook your dinner, but you will NEVER EVER know the satisfaction of slamming the phone down on someone you hate. Pushing "end call" doesn't remotely have the same triumphant feeling.