I love that when a female celebrity displays any type of personality beyond "vapid and dead-eyed," we collectively love her until we decide it's an act or trying too hard or overly twee, and then we hate her. But quirky, dancing Tom Hiddles can do whatever he wants for as long as he wants without any backlash.

yeah, best supporting. but for best lead she was robbed by gwyneth fucking paltrow in 'shakespeare in love'

Alright, alright, alright...

It wasn't too late on the West Coast!

Ricola, pizza and beer. I have a cold and as they say, "Starve a fever, beer a cold."

now red wine time

What sad, angry, desperate lives those people must lead to want to emotionally hurt a child like that.

I aways insist on chips with integrity. I've got a reputation to protect.

Lindy, you MISANDRIST

that sounds so fucking delicious that i can barely focus on work. I blame nachos.

YAY!!!

Family: Ariel, we're throwing you an amazing broadway themed sweet 16! Would you please just show the fuck up?

Don't worry, Matt Damon, eventually your daughters will move on to better Disney movies like Mulan.

As someone who only recently gained the right to marry the person I love, I am side-eyeing this *so*hard...

Damned stable boys!

You'll have to keep that trollop from carousing with the stable boy from what I hear. Else the best match you can hope for is Duke Albine's bastard.

The first family resulted in first instance of fratricide, so maybe that shouldn't be your gold standard.

Listen, if I can't marry off my children for a duchy, what good are they?

• "Our rights are being whittled away in favor of gay rights."