I live in Austin. When this AP headline screamed across my phone, my heart stopped.

Exactly. And I'm tired of worrying about what it "means." Label me however you want in your book/article/analysis, but I'm going to be too busy living my life to worry about it.

After really working my butt off in my 20's and then again in the latter half of my thirties, and then through all of my 40's, I have come to the conclusion that IDGAF about it all anymore. I used to be ambitious, and worry about if people thought I was competent. Nope, not anymore. I have seen the worst people in the…

Class Mr Katz. Pure class.

Ooh I have a thing for this!

To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern

Same thing, different name. They are all around the city I live in these days. The only reason I found it was by mistake, my wife was having an allergic reaction and I just put into google maps, "emergency room" and that is where it took us. Best "mistake" I had ever made because I was trying to get to a…

Another one:

Hahaha that was probably a good judgment call.

Children will be henceforth referred to as "wombbusters" and abortion will be henceforth referred to as "nuking from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)."

Is it Thanksgiving? Christmas? No? No again? Then why the everloving FUCK is my TV dad ranting like he's half a bottle into the Jameson's?

I firmly believe that any and all product testing should be done by boys aged 8-14.
If it survives, it can last through ANYTHING.

ooo faux lesbian making out. HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS EDGY GUYS???

This is awesome, not only because of "sticking it to the man" but also because of how much this woman helped her sport. Smiling wildly after reading this.

I remember him for the douchebaggery he pulled with the son he didn't want but then tried to prevent the mother from going to Columbia.

"Gallardo says business should put up signs that indicate their anti-gay policies."

Uggh I work with a ton of these people. Derp derp it costs $100 a week to drive my giant pickup truck to work and back but housing is so much cheaper in Stearns County!

That district produces a high representation of snow birds and retirees purchasing retirement homes in AZ.

Yeah, I cannot imagine a fate worse than living in boring bland exurbs where there's just one culture.

Yeah, I had relatives there. These people aren't just ignorant, they're proudly so——but they're dying out.