All of the party themes in the world and Miley goes with poorly supervised junior high dance? To each her own I guess.

Munch leaving SVU is depressing. But I still have Cragen, so at least there is that.

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

Sorry, you guys. No fucking contest.

True story: my gf was apartment hunting this summer and when we went to go check out an apartment together, the landlord opened the door, and lo and behold, it was the Doc, IRL. It was really weird/hilarious/awesome. We had both just finished watching all the seasons of Lost Girl so we just kind of stood there in…

I'm a teacher, and got hit in the face by a soccer ball today doing yard duty at recess. It hurt like hell. But I probably should have looked both ways before wandering into the middle of a rambunctious soccer game. The kids felt bad, and thought they were going to get in trouble for hitting a teacher. Poor little…

I refuse to judge competitive knitting. Have you seen the utter crap that is filling the airwaves?

Your comment is one of the single most hilarious "silver lining" comments I have ever read. I salute you.

I have no idea what the sexiest show (or show containing the most sex) on TV would be, but I'd rather see sex and nudity on television than violence any day of the week.

I went to Grinnell College in Iowa and Bachmann came to give a little speech at the local pumpkin patch (literally: Danny Carroll’s pumpkin patch)

We were a little liberal arts college community brimming with activist fervor and lacking in anything to act about, so when we heard Bachmann was coming 60 of us…

Oh, Michelle.

That's not how you spell "chode."

So they used basic histology to quantify different portions of the nuggets, which is kind of a crappy method to quantify things. Also, this study has no control comparison to regular chicken, which is pretty silly considering that not a single thing they mentioned is something you couldn't find on a piece of chicken.…

As someone who works with tech startups, I keep seeing this passed off as "culture." I can think of 4 right off the top of my head where the founders only brought in people just like them - white guys under 35 - and explained it as "it's important to have a good cultural fit" and so on. They tend to have these…

"No word about whether every person interviewed had recently given birth to a screaming infant..."

Assholes will be assholes.

I heard Weak Nuclear Force was better, but I'm sure those ratings will decay quickly.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are the worst of the worst. They're selfish assholes who don't give a fuck that actual children might die because their little snowflake is "too special" for regular vaccines. I honestly think that children who aren't vaccinated (by choice) legally shouldn't allowed out…

The electric double breast pump. Just a few decades ago I wouldn't have been able to produce milk for my preemie.