I had C. Diff after nearly 7 straight months of antibiotics for various things. It was awful; it felt like someone was taking a cheese grater to my guts while I spiked a fever so high that the slightest touch to my skin hurt. It took like 3 days for the medicine to kick in. If there had been poop pills available, I…
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Vin Diesel=Hotness.
I know! That was actually my favorite part of the essay, because it demonstrates so clearly that having special needs doesn't preclude kids from forging their own identities and learning to navigate the world in ways independent of their parents/caregivers.
She says it's "biker chick," and while I have no idea where she got that phrase from
They can drink chocolate milk, as long as it is Patriot Chocolate Milk, like the one that comes with school lunches.
I prefer the open hearts necklace from Kay
Fleshy sarcophagus in which a sentient tongue is housed Miley Cyrus is up to her old tricks. By "old tricks," I…
Would it be wrong to forward this to my father? I got a 1240 and FluterDad stopped speaking to me for a week and a half because he was irritated I hadn't applied myself.
SCARLET JOHANSSEN SAYS I'M A SMARTY PANTS, DAD. I MAY BE AN ADULT NOW BUT I STILL WANT THE VALIDATION.
Nathan Fillion makes me so happy. He's one celebrity that I would be properly gutted if I found out he wasn't as nice as he seems.
No "chutzpah?" What is this, Hobby Lobby?
Hobby Lobby SUCKS OUT LOUD.
Jungle Juice loooooves the Freshman ladies and has been the proud President of his fraternity... for the past 12 and a half semesters.
You'll never be good enough for gin's parents.
Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.
Jagermeister has a neck tattoo and is a part time roady for the Reverend Horton Heat, you hook up with him whenever hes in town.
Aquavit is the guy visiting from somewhere in Scandinavia (or possibly the former Soviet Bloc) who seems like a great idea, but you're just not entirely sure what the context of the relationship is, and now you're just confused
Absinth: the dangerously attractive yet completely fucked up married guy who sits in a dark corner of the bar, glaring at you.