I was unaware cis feminists made that claim. Yet another opportunity to learn that being an asshole is not gender specific.

The Internets is a delightful place. Here's one of my favorites:

a very sincere "THANKS OBAMA!!!!!"

This is all I have to say.

Aww was Biebz little legs getting tired? Shoulda' brought a stroller.

While I completely agree, I'm really hoping that Jane Foster in Thor 2 will retain her awesome, ass-kicking lady-scientist-ness and not be reduced to the role of the weak mortal bitchfacing with Lady Sif over Thor for 2 hours.

BREW DOGS! I hate that they're kind of making beer some sort of weird endurance challenge/obstacle course thing, but the idea of yelling BREW DOGS! is strangely appealing so ok. But seriously, just maybe make beer in appropriate locations? Because beer is delicious and should take the shortest path from brewery to my…

She's already acknowledged that she refuses to grow up. IMHO, part of growing up / growing old is recognizing that you can learn things — from people who are younger than you! Different perspectives. (For that — thank you, fellow Jezzies.)

lol NOW RUN ON THE SPOT. My kids just stare at the TV until she's done running. So much for fake exercise.

I think that was her dad's t shirt.

"It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew."

Kudos to her. That is an offensive question.

No, the absolute worst is when you feel that you need to drop everything and go to the toilet right this instant or you'll poop your pants and then sit there for half an hour unable to produce anything at all from your anus because it's just the cramps mascarading as peristalsis, and you can't get up either because it…

Agreed! I always thought it was weird and I was wondering if it was just me! I'm glad I'm not alone :)

Me Me! Also, I hate when I get lumped in with the millenials by the boomers and with the boomers by the millenials. Generation X can't win!

I'll just leave this right here...

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

I would take that request literally and roofie his lasagna.

Le sigh... Willow cares not for your judgements.