It may be just that it's friday afternoon in a european-style office (ie, upper management left at noon, if they were here at all), but I totally read that as "Austrian transit company Wiener Leanin' "

yuck, no. I prefer a sandwich sized plastic container with a lid. It's easier and quicker to wash out and it's reusable.

I eat at my desk. While I rarely do "work" during that time, I need to make myself available to questions or concerns during that time. It also allows me to leave at 3:00pm vs 4:00pm if I come in at 7:00am

Available at fine re-tail-ers near you, butt not for long!

I went to a fundamentalist church youth group as a middle schooler bc my bestie invited me. They told us that the mark of the beast was when we would have electronic chips installed in our wrists. Anyone who got these would go to hell, bc of course. It's right there with the bar code nonsense. Also, after the mark of…

Idea: excellent

I have a lot of feels for this woman, who is Irish and was visiting. It takes a lot of guts, I think, to go to the police in a foreign country, file charges, and be willing to go through the whole legal process, even after she has returned home.

Most importantly, that line in this dirtbag is making wish I had more time to work on knitting my giant lace doily. I'm serious. Shut up.

It's pronounced: sex. Ssss- UH-ex

Yeah I know exactly what scene he's talking about. That rage is palpable...even through a television set. As I watched that scene I felt so bad for the character because if I were his estranged wife it would be the moment in which the idea of ever going back to him would be completely erased. He physically destroys a…

I am so freaking happy tonight's dinner is beer and wings, my soul needs healing. "The government shouldn't be in vagina's". Yes, I already know that. That's why I want to punch you people in the face on a near constant basis.

Two words: Precancerous Cells. I am down with the ObamaCare.

I hate that I know so much about this dumb show and I hope this model girl ends up working the floor at a Wet Seal.

As a straight woman I am horrified to be labeled as some sort of Lilly Pulitzer-wearing basketball player-dating dipshit.

Acute diastasis recti (separation of the abdominal muscles) after pregnancy is not correctable by diet or exercise. No matter what Tracy Anderson says, there is a limit to how much stress an abdominal wall can take before it stops being able to rebound. And, it's genetic. So, it's really not about the ability to…

I am posting here to request that every article henceforth be headed with a dinosaur silhouette picture relevant to the content.

Looking at spring clothing as summer comes to an end is kind of bumming me out guys, especially these dresses because they're so light and airy. I know that's just how fashion weeks work, but it's still a drag because winter isn't even here yet, but it's coming, and it's going to be so loooooooong :(

From this straight male perspective on Jenny McCarthy, if I was single I wouldn't become the beast with two backs with you because of your anti-vaccine stupidity.

I like that New York-based Mara Wilson brings cookies to firehouses. As cloying as it could seem, that's actually a genuinely sweet thing to do today. Miss. Honey approved.