Chobani is fake Greek yogurt anyway. Fage FTW.

Hello New Year's Eve dress that neither my body nor my plans have any business wearing.

I am really pro-angry running. When I have a shitty day at work there is nothing on Earth that feels better than running in the dark until I DON'T FEEL ANY FEELINGS. Especially if it is snowing/raining and cold and horrible and you look like a crazed maniac. It works. Better than therapy, man.

I do think another factor here is that for the most part (from personal experience), men and women have different definitions of "clean."

Excuse me I will not stand for insults to Anne of Windy Poplars. The Pringles! And that little boy she takes a picture of and then he dies! And Mrs. Gibson! And Rebecca Dew! And Katherine Brook's puppy!

and the best Sorkin show ever: Sports Night!!

I am so going to get hate for this, but he needs to grow his beard back. That man is hotter with a beard!

Let's be real: I can pretend I won't watch 50 Shades, but I will totally end up getting it on netflix and heckling the shit out of it with the help of my girl friends and a box of wine.

From the title, I thought this might be a fundraiser of some sort, where you can buy flowers and the proceeds go to DV related organizations.
I see my faith in humanity was misplaced.

I totally agree with this...it meshes with my theory that everyone woman should spend a certain amount of time around other naked women. Seeing women naked in the gym locker room made me feel SO much better about myself and my body. It seems counterintuitive, but once you realize that no one's body is perfect, you…

Or maybe it's time to resurrect 'Oz', the one HBO that consistently included male full-frontal nudity the way it does with female characters.

Meloni, I would do you so hard.

Hawkeye is responsible for roughly 90% of all criminal acts committed in the state of Iowa

What is the problem? They went to the store to get some Wood!

OH MY GOD I HAVE SEEN WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING SO MANY TIMES.

this is exactly why fashion is notorious for only being a viable career option if you come from a wealthy family who can bankroll you. You're expected to put in years of "internships" even long after you have earned your degree. This is why so many really talented fashion students eschew the high fashion world for…

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

Apropos of nothing, I read the In Touch rating as "cold dessert," and I was really offended for a minute, because ice cream is not a D-. Basically, I care about ice cream more than any of these people.

I'm quitting drinking for a month. I spend too much money on alcohol, I don't need it to enjoy myself, and I get extremely upset very easily when I drink which makes my issues with depression/anxiety way worse. I also think having a short term period with an end goal won't make the social pressure to drink feel so…

I LOVE riding the train! I'm free to entertain the Nanobots; they have outlets at every seat, so I don't have to worry about running down the battery on the 'puter; the food is passable and the dining car is fun; it's not frowned upon to take a walk up and down the aisles. I do get sad that we don't have the nice…