OldLadyRunning
OldLadyRunning
OldLadyRunning

Seconded. They all appear to be lovely young people, in itty-bitty,tiny, small, microscopic doses. Now get off of my lawn, whippersnappers, you are making me miss my stories.

My pick would be the Great Library in the Tuesday Next books by Jasper Fforde. All completed manuscripts ever written, plus a well of lost plots for the ones that didn't quite make it. All presided over by the cat formerly known as Cheshire. What more could anyone ask for?

Robin Thicke: the 21st-century Vanilla Ice.

Man, I wish that were true!

reads like Bret Easton Ellis freebased Pixie Stix until he forgot how to speak English and then re-taught himself using 5 second clips from MTV's Tool Academy.

If you haven't had a sex drive for 6 months but had one before, something could be going on and it could be a symptom of something else.

I'm 39, and I think about sex more than I did when I was younger. And the good part is, I can just walk downstairs and say to the husband, "You! It's business time! I got my business socks on!"

Want to know why we older ladies peak in our mid-30s? Because the fucking kids are finally sleeping through the night. Plus, anytime we need a quickie, the kids are old enough to ride their bikes to the store. Not 7 11, boys. No, you need to go to the grocery store. The milk is cheaper there. No, you're going now. Oh,

The more you know...

I was going to attempt a cogent comment, but why bother? Dude is a fucking idiot.

Yes to the beard conditioner! My (non-hipster, just nerdy programmer type) boyfriend has a wonderful beard- but he won't shampoo and condition it unless I make him, and I'm the only one who remembers to trim the mustache part. So please, please bring on the mainstream beard grooming products! I will absolutely

Maybe if your razors weren't ridiculously expensive, people wouldn't minimize the amount of shaving they do.

OMG the acting was SO GOOD. And Van Der Beek. So wonderful with the Van Der Beek.

I read that wrong at first and thought that the New York Public Library's Stephen A. Schwarzman Building was proposing to a woman. That would have been news.

I live and love in the not so great state of Oklahoma, and am now sitting pretty with a brand new, free IUD. Thanks America. Si se puede. No, seriously after reproductive struggles and a massive hemorrhagic cyst that threatened my ovaries, I couldn't be more overjoyed to have so much say in my reproductive freedom and

He should have known what he was getting into by joining Twitter and being a person on the internet. It's his own fault really. Also, those glasses are really provocative, so he was definitely asking for attention. Next time, just don't go on Twitter if you don't want to be judged on your looks. What a whore....

Ahahahaha. I DO NOT understand why skinny boys rip their shirts off during scuffles. YOU AREN'T INTIMIDATING ANYONE WITH YOUR SAD CHEST JUSTIN BIEBER.

I seriously cannot stand Justin Beiber's entitlement. This kid doesn't understand boundaries because no one ever set them for him. He's such a douchecanoe. Also, his tattoos are horrid.