Nope. I'm a certified Gosling fan. But this strikes me as the type of Clooney-style Batman disaster. Do not want.

Like "childfree" women, moms that are assholes would have been assholes without children too. They just channel their assholishness in different ways after they have kids. The mommy wars bullshit is all around disheartening and annoying.

Whiskey neat. Because drunkenly making the final edits on your graduate thesis is a great idea and you couldn't pay me to find fucks to give about it anymore.

And she's still, hands down, the best Cousin Oliver ever.

1. Kathy Bates is a goddamn national treasure. SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS

Ohhhh, man... That is SO Raven.

Couples who won't fart in front of each other aren't even real couples. Let one go, Katy. Let one go and be free.

I've got to say: I'm so tired of having to deal with some standard that if I'm mad about something racially insensitive that was said to me, or anyone. I'm playing into some stereotype. I think Howard absolutely did what he could here, and for the purpose of Big Brother, did what he had to within the confines and…

"...this one dude I know who told my friend he found her special-needs child 'depressing'"

Basically, yes. An employee who wants redress for employment discrimination under federal law must first file a complaint with the EEOC (or its state equivalent, if it exists). The EEOC can choose to investigate the complaint and, if it does, file a federal discrimination complaint against the employer.

OF COURSE THE GERMANS WOULD HAVE A WORD FOR THAT! OF COURSE THEY WOULD.

I swear that Robin Thicke is the Platonic ideal of backpfeifengesicht. I just can't even look at him.

Now that's completely unfair! "Derailed" was awful in a completely different way than "Rumor Has It!"

Not just an awful person — I feel like she might actually, literally be dirty. As in, not showering often and not wiping her ass very carefully despite always going commando.

Can I brag, just a little? I got some good news this week, but it's not the sort you can tell your friends or coworkers. I had a physical the other day, and found out that I have officially crossed the borderline from "obese" (according to the BMI chart) to "overweight". The doctor even said my weight wasn't a…

As a Cute Deaf Lady, I am in favor of ANYTHING that improves subtitles. Anything. Shoddy closed-captioning is the bane of my existence and fills me with the stabbing rage of a hundred stabby angry porcupines on meth.

My wife's been watching the cable coverage of the sentencing and when CNN started expressing shock that he was blaming his victims, she just yells "Oh, yes, we all know CNN HATES blaming the victim."

So he's a liar, too? My regard for him decreased from zero to, uh, negative zero.

Still waiting for the screen adaptation of "Hamlet" in the original Klingon.

My best luck in the swimsuit area has been Lands End. I mostly like them because I can buy different tops and bottoms and a few of the tops have been adjustable to help me get the right fit. I need room for the boobs, but it has to be tight enough across the back and underboob for them to stay up. I have really…