If you execute this foolproof playbook, you too can become the San Diego mayor's chief of staff in a matter of minutes ... As long as you can buck up and learn to "take a joke."

I think that whole meth teeth thing is bullshit. I've been drinking Diet Dr. Pepper for 20 years and my teeth are fine. Both of them.

YAHOO

My wife saw him in one of the last Harry Potter movies and said, "Damn. Didn't see that coming."

I was wishing for Kong, but maybe we're not quite there as a people yet...

I wholeheartedly agree. I'm believe in science and I profess belief in the Judeo-Christian God, but I don't evangelize for either cause EXCEPT where appropriate. If I'm stressing the value of an good education, I'll encourage a deep an thorough understanding of STEM fields. If I'm at church and someone is looking…

" Start going to church or another place where bloody Bronze Age fairy tales and magical wine are served up in equal measure. "

Shep is the best. Anyone remember that time his brain melted on TV?

"I doubt these people would be allowed to hand out condoms to little kids. But it's okay to talk to them about abortion without my permission?"

I live In the Midwest so our food is cheaper. I spent around $20 at my farmer's market this weekend and got veggies for the week. And then some for my family of 4. Our market takes EBT and WIC benefits. I think it's great- local farmers get more customers and the customers get better and more economical produce. …

I love the pics of Violet Affleck - they make me smile because it looks like they're letting her be a regular kid versus dressing her like a mini-model/socialite. It doesn't hurt that I think her daddy is hot as hell either. ;)

The hammer is his penis. We already knew that.

Wow. I never realized how much she and Kate look alike!

Yes, this stuff is amazing. It helps me slip on my wetsuit with ease! It lasts for ages and does not feel oogy.

Matt, for the love of God just cut it out. Zimmerman has to ask for forgiveness first before he is forgiven. Dont force the victim to be the bigger person.

I think this is a great ad. This male politician is drinking a screwdriver at 10 in the morning, just like me.

I would vote for her, if she eats the still beating heart of Glenn Beck with her pinky up. The Prez has got to keep it classy!!

I want to see a commercial where a woman running for office, reaches into the chest of Glen Beck and pulls out his still beating heart, all while talking about her ideas for implementing financial reform if she gets elected.

Then when he copped to not being Mark Wahlberg*, she still believed him.