Really, if you're not following @maureenjohnson on Twitter you're missing out.

I know this isn't all about Doctor Who but do people really not realize that there's been an enormous shift in "geek culture" and that a fuckton of women now openly participate in it? SERIOUSLY?

I refuse to take anyone seriously who messes up their/there. REFUSE.

Great... Now their will be apps dedicated to baking and knitting...

Sharknado! You've seen Sharktapus...now see what happens when his CRA-ZAY mid-western family comes to visit. SHARKNADO!!

Only if you assume people like the Koch brothers are actually human, as opposed to swarms of stinging flies held together by malice and well-tailored skin suits.

Oh god, can we just not? Please? Because this only ever ends one way. The people with kids will turn into instant sanctimommies, all like "If you aren't a parent you will never understannnnddddddd!!!!!" and the people without kids will be all like "Why can't I apply for maternity leave when I get a new kitten, cats…

I especially love her implication that 0-19 = young, fresh, beautiful; 20+ = WITHERED OLD CRONE!

Paladin, meet Atlas. Atlas, like you, is a man carrying a heavy burden.
His is the world. Yours, it seems, is the clitoris.

I'm convinced the ballsack evolved this way simply so that we can watch hours of YouTube and America's Funniest Home Video nutsack shots. DO YOU KNOW OF A HIGHER PURPOSE??

OMG YOU GUYS IT TOTALLY DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S MALE OR FEMALE THAT'S WHY I'M HAVING SUCH A FUCKING HISSY FIT THAT YOU WANT A FEMALE CHARACTER. PSSSHAW.

HI I AM FROM BROTAKU I AM GOING TO WRITE A 50 PAGE DISSERTATION TELLING YOU WHY I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY.

In addition to running at least one ministry of her own, and I believe homeschooling for religious reasons, she's more politically vocal than Kirk. She even talked once about saying a special prayer every day to thank God for giving us George W. Bush. What.

Looks like the Lehman Brothers

Big Bird has the eyes of a guy you meet at a party who, after initially coming off as nice and smart and interesting, slowly reveals himself to be a complete and utter misogynistic asshole conservative over the course of a conversation from which you cannot escape.

He looks high as fuck. But then again he's green so...(green <3's green, amirite?)

Sittin' on top of a douchebag head belonging to a douchebag dude.

Leaks are boring. But you know what aren't? LEEKS. So good.

Eat the fucking chicken, you urban pussies.

He is going to run for the Senate to work on his gravitas. This was after it was explained to him that gravitas doesn't go on chicken-fried steak.