They have a stout reduction and whiskey caramel sauce. Buzzfeed had a list of desserts made with alcohol. I'm going to leave the sauce off of half the brownies in case the kids want some.

It's been awful. I've leaned that even a little dairy makes me fart something awful. My 9 yo son is disgusted and impressed. I've had to give up my morning English muffin because the little butter spread is enough to trigger an episode. I bought some vegan butter substitute today. I've been using the CoffeeMate in my…

Nope. Mom of two kids with full time job. No more getting drunk for rando holidays. Though I'm sure people in my neighborhood will. Irish-ish bar up the street. Though, I'm going to make boozy brownies later. And you can get wasted on wine pretty easily. Seriously.

Yeah, office politics are a pain. I moved groups within a large corp and landed smacked dab in the middle of a turf war and inter-personal conflicts. It's terrific. I had to use my Angry Mom with someone. Ugh.

I left a floater at work the other day (my area has only two stalls for the ladies) without realizing it and someone walked in the stall, did a snotty throat clear, and flushed again. Awesome sauce.

No Internet abuse. No swearing. Talk to people who've been there awhile to get an idea of the culture and any interoffice politics. Avoid taking sides. Do your job. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Good luck!

I hate her. She has blood and suffering on her hands.

Immodium v. Ex-Lax is genius.

Minnesota. A lot of districts around do this.

My son's district has progressively later start times for elementary middle and high school. It's so smart.

He has a vampire fetish. His truck was the "Twilight Express" and he wore fake fangs. Our local paper indicated that he wanted his victims to do the same. He used a damn Dremel tool.

The answer is - nothing. In all her time in Congress she introduced one piece of legislation - something about lightbulbs. She's done nothing for MN. Unless you count making our state a laughingstock and taking press away from those people who were actually doing things to benefit MN or the country. Oh, she helped get…

Until I just went to IMDB, I honestly thought she was the girl from True Grit with an Oscar nomination who was in Ender's Game. Wow.

Someone tell me that I can buy that coat and still pay my mortgage for the next year.

Wow. They still make rotary phones?

Blue food coloring makes my kids poop green. Bright green.

No way! You can still do that? I remember going to the "phone store" and begging for the fancy princess phone whenever we moved. My mother always went the practical route. Yeah, that would be too much for them. I still remember waiting until the rates changed to call my grandparents who lived in a different state.

Dumped first long-term college boyfriend, not once, but twice. Last I heard, he was was still hitting on coeds at college bars. I did end up marrying my next college bf, but I also went to law school and have had a career (a couple, actually). And two AMAZING kids. Am I lucky? Yes, I am. Do I think everyone…

Yep. They totally look like siblings or cousins. In the fancy LL Bean catalog. Not the regular one, but the uber-preppy expensive one.

Not until the mid-80's! Then there was an incident invoking the clicker, seating priority on the couch, and a trip to the ER. No more clicker. Back to hoofing it. The concept of a dial to change the channels was too abstract.