I actually don't know too much about him other than when he first hooked up with Britney. He seemed like a big idiot then and made some really questionable decisions, like cheating on the mother of his children. While on TV. He may have grown up since then.

Fair point.

I agree with Kevin Federline. Excuse me, I am going to lay down and re-evaluate my life choices.

Whenever I see her, I flash back to that one episode of Law and Order where she was involved with this raping murdering psycho and set her own sister up to get killed for a giant Tiffany ring.

I was referring to the 'roids of doom. I've cursed with a genetic propensity to get them. They pop out with sustained pressure. Sorry if I startled you.

They didn't work too well for me for some reason. There are genetic factors here, too.

Funniest thing I've read/heard all day.

Last year, mine were so bad (4 yrs post labor) I finally saw a proctologist. Got some magic cream. But they actually recommended using these. So conflicted. With Kid # 1, who got stuck, I pushed for over four hours. A lot more than baby came out.

What was suggested for cleaning said area? Asking for a friend.

Since having babies through my lady business, I have persistent hemorrhoids. Not bad enough for surgery but bad enough that they bug the hell out of me. No matter what kind of TP I buy, they bleed. So, I use my kids' toddler wipes.

The I just just lost a boxing match eye make-up isn't helping things either.

The whole media circus/public mourning around his death is puzzling to me - I don't watch Glee and don't have tweens/teenagers who do, but the coverage of his death seems disproportionate to his actual work as an actor.

We just started watching here. It is worth it to start at the beginning. The seasons are short so there aren't as many episodes as in a network drama. I have a pretty good working knowledge of the seasons I haven't seen but am going I try to avoid learning about the end. What I find interesting in looking back at the…

If you are with her on a regular basis, routine routine routine. Same thing each night - we did baths, teeth, play quietly, books, lights out, singing, and end. Make sure she's getting enough sleep - tired kids are hyper. It's crazy but true. I have a five year old who still doesn't sit through movies. Try episodes -…

She's been nominated a bunch of times for supporting actress.

I went running in a Sports Skirt today. I love mine. There are pockets for keys and gels, the inner shorts STAY PUT, and I don't feel like my ass and sweaty genitial area is being highlighted. I have too much thigh rub for regular running shorts and I feel uncomfortable in spandex shorts alone.

It's a forest green/camo color. Didn't try it though - fell asleep watching a movie. Of course, we were up at 6:45 with our kids who only sleep late on school days. No cat though.

Freshman year of high school I went to a church youth group lockin. There was shockingly little supervision. Anyway, I ended up talking to and hanging out with boy all night. At some point, we snuck into the sanctuary and into the choir loft - big old New England church. And we smooched on the steps.

Touché. I just feel old. And worn out.

The Minneapolis/Saint Paul area is great - except the winters. Really worth a look.